Shucks.... The monk thing might be a good idea... dress like one, think like one, meditate...
Wait, brainstorming here....
Maybe try the atmosphere thing. Set up like you are in a spa, and think like you are the therapist.... the 5 start treatment. All women love spas. Now that is pampering!
Also - don't do it in an area where you usually ML .... ask for help from your D's like they can bring in the warm towels, or something. A mom special day...
Just trying to help here make it less sexual but give you the opportunity to touch! The healing touch, so to speak.
Me:49 H:45 D:12 M:14 T:18 Bomb: 6/26/10 EA: 9/3/10, fizzled out slowly, now ??? 11/5/11 Retrouvaille Finally piecing.... Its peaceful at last, but we got a looong way to go