And again- told what to do...

[cire2]

GOOD ADVICE FROM THE DOCTOR

> A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue. ...
>
> Doctor: "What happened?"
>
> Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home
> drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp."
>
> Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home
> drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in
> your mouth but don't swallow.
>
> Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light
> stupor."
>
> Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
> reborn.
>
> Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home
> drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he
> didn't touch me!"
>
> Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"