My wife comes and asks me for the title to her Nissan. I tell her that if she wants it she should go find it herself. She gets all whinny, stating that she doesn't know where it is. I go find it and she tells me that her dad (the car dealer) wants to sell the car and get her a new one. My hunch is this why she asked me to leave the house the other day so our son could talk to his grandparents and private phone calls. It all makes sense now.
She wants me to sign (it's a joint title), and I said no problem, it's just a car. "Not unless you want to keep the Nissan," she said. "Well, I do kinda prefer the Nissan over the Audi," I replied. My wife then said that her dad will sell either car. "Then I need to think about it," was my response. So she gave a week before her dad come down from Tennesse to handle the sale. "As long as you don't snap," she added. I asked her what she meant, and she said that I've been known to change my mind. I said that I don't know y'all are getting the idea that I'll bail. Then my wife kinda smirked, seemingly all knowing. I controlled my frustration and rising temper. Anyway, I reassured her that I won't.
Sheesh, it would've been nice if he did such a thing years ago. Now that we're separated, my wife and her parents are suddenly best friends again. Ah well, at least they're taking care of my wife.