Dear Ladies of the Sisterhood of Want,

I figured some of you kittens would get curious. Please, just trust me on this one, it's not appropriate for the ladies. It's not that I'm being chauvinistic or cruel by withholding info.

It is more like y'all trying to crash a bachelor party that combines a football huddle, beer guzzling tournament, wet tee shirt contest and 12 step group therapy, oh, and lots of belching. It really is simply a confidence builder, designed solely for a male perspective. And, yes, some of the material may be offensive to certain viewers. Besides, can't us boys just have some fun in our clubhouse sometimes?

Believe me, if I can see any part of it that might help someday or find anything else I will enthusiastically send to all you lovelies at DB Central.

I think I will post this message also on the DB site, hopefully to diffuse any unwarranted ambushes by female war parties.

Very Sincerely,

Grand Pubah AchingMan