HELP FOR HD MEN ONLY (SORRY, LADIES JUST BACK OUT QUIETLY AND PRETEND YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE THIS. DON'T BE CURIOUS, THIS STUFF TRULY DOESN'T APPLY TO YOU. TRUST ME, THIS TIME IT REALLY IS A GUY THING. ANY UPTIGHT MAN HATERS, JUST RELAX AND GO BACK TO YOUR PLACARDS.
Greetings and salutations, HD guys (secret handshake here), in researching the sexual aversion stuff I've stumble across some information that is very interesting and helpful--but you have to read it with an open mind and ignore the cheesy presentation and slap-you-in-the-face approach.
Essentially, read it with the perspective of using what is decribed as a confidence builder, a way to find the balls to stand up for yourself again, not in a way that is a "FU biitch, I'm outa here" but rather a training course on how to change your attitude and become the self confident guy that will is likely to make you more attractive to our wives, if it's not too late.
I'll be curious to see what the rest of you think. At least I've found it helpful in feeling better about myself, even if it doesn't eventually make my wife get attracted to me.
Oh, one caveat: you must agree to not reveal this to the ladies (think of it as the Inner Sanctum of Moose Lodge or whatever). I'm serious. Maybe I'm making too big of a deal about the secrecy thing but I think it's for their own good. I'll explain later.
Here's the deal: send me an email, saying "yeah,yeah I promise not to show this to my mom, my sister or my wife or any other female unless of non human species" and an email address and I'll forward the link to you.
Don't expect a miracle horny female drug to dip darts into, it's nothing like that, just some ideas that make you realize a few things about being a man that can make us feel better.
I figured some of you kittens would get curious. Please, just trust me on this one, it's not appropriate for the ladies. It's not that I'm being chauvinistic or cruel by withholding info.
It is more like y'all trying to crash a bachelor party that combines a football huddle, beer guzzling tournament, wet tee shirt contest and 12 step group therapy, oh, and lots of belching. It really is simply a confidence builder, designed solely for a male perspective. And, yes, some of the material may be offensive to certain viewers. Besides, can't us boys just have some fun in our clubhouse sometimes?
Believe me, if I can see any part of it that might help someday or find anything else I will enthusiastically send to all you lovelies at DB Central.
I think I will post this message also on the DB site, hopefully to diffuse any unwarranted ambushes by female war parties.
you are too funny aching man. You can be certain that I entertained thoughts of annonomously emailing you to get the skinny on what's up with this secret many stuff your sending out.
there's gotta be some secret club of info out there for us hd women married to ld guys.
AchingMan, you aren't the first man to withhold something from me and you probably won't be the last. Please, guard your male secrets....huddle, snicker and laugh and learn how to build your confidence. Do it all in the way you men routinely do it....by shutting us women out. If there is one thing women are used to, it's men keeping secrets from us. Yep, God forbid us women be allowed to learn it from a male perspective. You guys might night have an excuse for crawling off to your caves anymore if that happened. Cathy
Sorry, babes, don't bother using Hairdog, because he's already sent me the link. Can't you tell? Don't I simply exude male confidence? The only question I have is how can you all resist us?
Oh, pretty please, Achingman... I've been deprived of that raw male sexuality for so long now... Even just in passing, to be exposed to that mentality, just the thought... *shivers at the thought* oh, be still my beating heart.
Please, please, help me fulfill my desperate need for testosterone overload, to see that male grunting pride and confidence. It's been missing in my life for too long... And since my husband's off at work (and not remotely horny on our day off together *pouts*), you (and hairdog) are the only one who can help me...
*simpers hopefully*
I am turning in revolution
these are the scars that silence carved
on me
Aching Man hasn't been around for a while, probably because his wife can no longer resist him, so, I guess I'll have to give you babes some attention. But you'll never drag the information out of me. Not even if you tie me up. I dare you.
