Your buttons look like one of those universal remote controls to her....
I haven't heard of an MLCer yet, that won't push that kid button when given the chance.
Maybe it is time to take some steps for you.
You are way too focused on what she is or isn't doing TO you...
And you are allowing yourself to be the "victim" with all of it. You are allowing yourself to fall into this pattern of her doing all of these things to you.
You have been here for a while now, and yet, you remain at the mercy of how she treats you.
Don't lie for her anymore, don't cover her up anymore because you think that it will protect her or what the future may hold.
Don't allow yourself to be sucked up into what she says or accuses you of.
Her schidt should roll off of her like water on a duck's back.