Yes Pickle! I dread the "talk" too. Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George has invited his GF to a ball and is looking forward to her twirly grand entrance. Before the Ball she tells him at dinner that they need to "talk". Knowing what this means, George excuses himself from the table to use the restroom and does not come back! LOL... He begins to avoid her calls and seeing her, hoping to make it to the Ball where she will still have to go with him bc they haven't broken up.

This is what I feel like. Except I'm not trying to make it to a Ball. Like you, I'm putting off D as long as possible waiting for the aliens to give me my W back!

M 43
X 38
T 13
W moves out of home 11/2010
Roller coaster from hell 2/2011-5/2012
I request divorce 5/2012
W moves home 6/2012
Good time 7/2012 - 1/2015
I leave 3/2016
process of divorce