Well today is Christmas shopping with the girls, I've figured it all out. I dropped them at the mall, burnt rubber out of the parking lot and went to a coffee shop to read the paper and have a coffee..."call me when you're finished!" as I drove away! While driving to the coffee shop i heard a really good Christmas idea commercial. Apparently, if you buy your wife a Kia Rondo she will break into tears and gurgle how much she loves you on Christmas morning! Wow, how can you miss (unless you don't have a wife). Unfortunately, Kia doesn't mention the other possiblities: 1) she accuses you of cheating on her otherwise you wouldn't have bought her a car 2) she rips you a new one for spending so much family money without conferring with her 3) she sits stunned wondering how she will fit all the warranty claim visits into her already hectic schedule. It ain't all roses, Kia!
Now for the ladies, apparently if you give us guys a coffee shop gift card (and a mug) we wet our pants with excitement...sadly, that one's probably true. combine that with the new Trojan Fire and Ice condoms and when you're not in the mood we have something to chew on for an intense taste experience. I've gotta stay away from TV! Well, I hope I've helped you with any Christmas shopping decisions you have to yet make. Now, what to get my turtle. I was thinking a little flush toilet might be cool.
