And again- told what to do...

[bright_new_day]

A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his
deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced
the man's penis off.

Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter.
The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a
sudden
the penis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then
flew off..

Surprised, the daughter asked her father, 'Daddy, what the heck
was that?'


Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything
sexual at such a young age, the father replied,

'It ... it was only a bug, Honey.'

The daughter sat with a confused look on her face and after a
moment said...

'Sure had a big dick, didn't it?'