Can I Get My Wife Back

[Forrest Gump]

"1: Don't be controlling.
2: Don't worry about who is on her phone before she picks it up.
3: Don't be an [censored].
4: Don't text other women at all.
5: Don't yell at everyone all the time.
6: Don't assume stuff.
7: Don't obsess over stuff.
8: Don't be compulsive."

Are you sure this was the list and the order that she said them? If it was then I think your ear is screwed up. Women.. typically are not that redundant in their complaints.