X and OMH came by the house (ours, then hers, now mine) the other day to get some things they left in the attic. OMH brought a large, white box down.

DD asked, "What's in this box, mom?"

"My wedding dress", X replied.

"Which one?" asked X.

I couldn't help but laugh. X did too.

"The answers are within you" (can't remember who). Unfortunately, so is the bullshit.