Thanks Bill. Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends. I have my children today, so, being the first divorce year, I am grateful for this.
Twas the Night of Thanksgiving But I just couldn't sleep I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned - The dark meat and white But I fought the temptation With all of my might
Tossing and turning With anticipation The thought of a snack Became infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, Flung open the door And gazed at the fridge, Full of goodies galore.
Gobbled up turkey And buttered potatoes, Pickles and carrots, Beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling So plump and so round, 'Til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, Floating into the sky With a mouthful of pudding And a handful of pie.
But, I managed to yell As i soared past the trees.... Happy eating to all - Pass the cranberries, please.
May your stuffing be tasty, May your turkey be plump. May your potatoes 'n gravy Have nary a lump,
May your yams be delicious May your pies take the prize, May your thanksgiving dinner Stay off of your thighs.
FIB
Me 55; XW 47; 2 kids (S13, D11) Bomb 05/19/06 Original thread http://tinyurl.com/yg2ou2t Last anniversary 04/25/10, Divorced 5/12/10 Status: Loving father of 2 beautiful children;