Jesus Christ man, did you buy the damn mistle toe?! You can pull that out in front of God and country, lay a big ole' soft, deep kiss on the woman, and it's legal in every country regardless of WHO is watching, including pre-teen KIDS!!!!!!
Heck, I bet the kids would think that was GREAT!! and they sure as heck will be telling their mommy how much THEY think you love her and give the mistle toe kiss up as evidence.
