*he has two kids, 14 and 30 months that he is not allowed to see
*his ex filed a "bogus" restraining order but he left the state and never contested it so he lost access/rights to see his kids until they are 18 (I SMELL A PILE OF ROTTING FISH WITH THIS STORY!)
Gee could I be leaving something out? His is 35 and his longest relationship has been 8-10 months (2 of them).