Originally Posted By: whatisis
Hey, my wife liked batting for the other team so much she signed a long term contract...and then traded me!


You didn't take the umpire position??


Me: 35|WAW: 38|D: 6yo | http://tinyurl.com/2dxx7m6
Feb 2006, left, came back in two weeks
Aug 2006, left again
Apr 2007, filed for divorce
Dec 2007, reunited
Mar 2010, moved out, filed again