Okay, I found another profile for the hall of fame! This is from a 38-year old man whose profession is "undecided."
"im new here. looking for my last love. im 38 yr old white male . im 5 months out of being in a live in serious relationship. lived with her for 6 yrs. she was bi polar so i will not be with anyone with bi polar disorder again. so if u have that find someone else u can be a crazed lunatic with. size dont matter to me i love big chunky women just as much as average or thin. you must have a sweet personality and a big heart that i do require. i dont play games so if ur into that plz pass me by. looking for a woman who has her own crib because if i find miss right i would like to live with her ( in the future not tomorrow lol )."
How generous of him to offer to live with her on his dating profile! What a Prince Charming! Love how he slags the ex, too. Always the first red flag!
Originally Posted By: ImprovedRomeo
LOL- I just may have a chance if that's my competition
IR, you should have no problems if you write the way you did about your new girlfriend the other day.
Originally Posted By: BobbiJo
And I loathe text-talk in a profile (i.e. Lookin 4 gd grl 2 spend time w, y not take a chance). Just, don't.
Okay the only dude who I would go out on a date with spelling like that is PRINCE. Everyone else...fail. Incessant poor grammar = dealbreaker. LOL.