Judo,

Why can't you drop the texting service from your plan? And you are right about her CB regarding the budget just be prepared for more of the same. Don't expect a full frontal envasion like in D-day just persistent BS attitude. Anyway, you have already experienced it!

We are sending pookie out to you with his chastity belt (we think he is done with it) just in case she tries the lovy dovy stuff and tags you. Judo, remember we are men and sex is our kryptonite and women know it! Stay firm (probably the wrong term here), but hold to your position and don't buckle, negotiate or go tit for tat with your W.