My dogs have tags so when they run away they can be returned. I am not sure I can apply this analogy.
Seriously, I could not think of a crazier time to kneel on my sword.
They can be returned where? The tag is a sign of what?
What if the cat does not want to be owned? I am still teaching her where the litter box is.
My thread must be getting boring. So I should run out spend a sh!tload on a ring and bring this story to an abrupt end. We either will live happily ever after or I will be having a permanent diamond shape scar under my left eye.
