Poor Professor Plum. What will she do now? Will she shun her cats for John's true love, or will she remain true to her feline nature? It's not the cats fault, John was just too much catnip for them to handle.
As The World Turns has nothing on John.
Take care of yourself, John. I would take a break from Professors, cats, STBXWs, and anything else that might go pear shaped on you.
