I had to copy this one - guys, here's one that is probably NOT going to attract a solid, long term R:
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The Clownfish: half u woman r mute, u look n dont reply
Profession u will get to know that when u get to know me lol. Smarts Some college
Interests well i like to work i like to live happy i got my own an some other cool stuff i like to play pool
About Me CHEATING> I feel if a ur girl is doing all the right things in the bedroom then why should u stick ur breadstick in another suace, I keep it real ladys
WOMANS> a woman want a man to respect,not cheat, tell her she's sexy , every now n then, do small things 4 her, roses,candy, a simple kiss or A Hug sometimes will do, help around the house, things like that,
PACKAGE> I learned if u like a woman an she got kids its a package deal anlearn 2 love those kids like ur own
SUPPORT> I feel that if u are gonna try to make it work u both should go 50/50 in the whole relationship no just when u feel like it..
FEELING LOVED> I feel that a women puts up with a sh*t from a man, so I feel that if u have a good women let know that u love her, just to hear the words come out of ur mouth, " baby did I ever tell I love u " just cuddle with her, give her a kiss, tell her u don't know what u would do with out her let her know that she's ur soul mate....
WINNING> if u have a argument with ur women, she might be right, just listen to what she has to say, then think about what she said an if she's right say ur sorry things will go better then u think don't be so macho on winning, just keep it in mind she loves u..
HOUSE WORK> I feel if ur women works all day she's just as tired as u, but some how some way she cleans so show her u can clean to, help her, an she will thank in the long run..
SEX> I feel if ur haven sex remember what ur other half likes 4 u to do to keep her happy, then when the time comes u give it to her the way she likes it, an trust me she will return the faver, so ur both happy.. sex is not 1 sided I feel u should 4fill her needs, she happy now, she doesn't have to search for love u gave it to her an she's happy, so u keep ur lady happy an trust me keep u just as happy.. First Date Ok my first date with the women that I meet would go like this I think lol.. ok I would meet u then be locked on ur beauty a minute or 2, lol. Then I would ask u what u wanna do? Bcuz ur choice matters, then we can come to an agreement on where to go, the movies, dinner, ride around an talk, or all the above lol... an it wouldn't matter as long as I was with u....
I tell ya, he got me at calling half of all women "mute."
