Another long term relationship bombed #3

[TimeHeals]

This kind of thing reminds me of why I don't drink anymore.

[pookie69]

This kind of thing reminds me of why I don't drink anymore.

Yeah, it's safer to watch Top Gear on BBC.

[pookie69]

I actually got a ticket while driving my lawn mower once. It was when I was still M to 1st W. We were at a neighborhood gathering having drinks when the guys started debating how many laps we could make in the neighborhood with my John Deere while pulling a Red Ryder wagon carrying a full keg of beer.

I was three sheets to the wind and the neighbor sitting on the keg was even worse off... Needless to say after the third lap from one end of the road to the other the neighbors who did not partak in the party called the cops...I actually got a ticket for disturbing the peace.

Too funny.

So your first W left you because you were too rowdy and the second one because you were too dull?

[pookie69]

This kind of thing reminds me of why I don't drink anymore.

It also reminds me why we have warning labels on everything.

Looking forward to a day to read from the beer can "Do not attempt to drag race lawn tractors after consuming this beverage".

[hurtinhartford]

pookie,

I lost the 1st W due to traveling and the 2nd W due to EA caused by me being bored...different ends in our career and educational, life experience and interests too different. I am not dull nor am I as sharpe as a Pin Head. Do you have any sandwhiches yet?

[hurtinhartford]

My 1st ex is a pharmacist and she has to put in Bold Labels "THIS MUST BE TAKEN ORALLY" or "THIS MUST BE TAKEN RECTALLY" I guess people get confussed which end is up.

[pookie69]

pookie,

I lost the 1st W due to traveling drunk on lawn tractors and the 2nd W due to EA caused by me being bored after giving up traveling drunk on lawn tractors ...different ends in our career and educational, life experience and interests too different. I am not dull nor am I as sharpe as a Pin Head. Do you have any sandwhiches yet?

Working on the menu.

[pookie69]

My 1st ex is a pharmacist and she has to put in Bold Labels "THIS MUST BE TAKEN ORALLY" or "THIS MUST BE TAKEN RECTALLY" I guess people get confussed which end is up.

I guess there was no confusion in your first marriage then.

[hurtinhartford]

Thanks pookie!!! Where is Cary Grant when I need him. Maybe I will transform into a young attractive blonde lady and sit at the bar playing handsy with you so you will be nicer to me

[hurtinhartford]