I actually got a ticket while driving my lawn mower once. It was when I was still M to 1st W. We were at a neighborhood gathering having drinks when the guys started debating how many laps we could make in the neighborhood with my John Deere while pulling a Red Ryder wagon carrying a full keg of beer.
I was three sheets to the wind and the neighbor sitting on the keg was even worse off... Needless to say after the third lap from one end of the road to the other the neighbors who did not partak in the party called the cops...I actually got a ticket for disturbing the peace.