How about song titles? Like

How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away?

If I Can’t Be Number One in Your Life, then Number Two on You

If I Had Shot You When I Wanted to, I’d Be Out by Now

I Liked You Better before I Knew You So Well

I Gave Her the Ring but She Gave Me the Finger

I Still Miss You (But My Aim is Gettin Better)

I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Just Like Havin You Here