I still have dibs on the story. I can see this play out on VH1 as a mini series. The Cat Woman Professor Lady realizes that her cat is John's kryptonite keeps the cat in her pocket or rubs the cat up and down all of John's clothes so that he remains deathly ill. So John stays in bed being nursed by the Cat Woman Professor Lady for weeks.
The W comes over every day and pounds on the door, window, texts and phones him 24/7, but no answer. Poor John is helpless because of that DC (damn cat) and lies helplessly in bed while the Cat Woman Professor Lady nurses him to a faux health. John is dependent on the CWPL (got tired of writing Cat Woman Professor Lady) and fall hopelessly in love with her.
In the meantime the W finally understands the paril that John is in puts on her tights and cape and goes over to John's house and crashes the door down with her Orange Plymouth Duster. The W attacks the Cat Woman Professor Lady, but John in his state of illness, confussion and the love that he has for the Cat Woman Professor Lady fights off his W's attack.
The Cat Woman Professor Lady using a frying pan swings back to hit John's W only to knock John unconscious and he falls back on the bed. Okay I am tired of the story already. The lonag and short of the story is John's W prevails and they both ride off into the sunset in John W's Orange Plymouth Duster.
