OH! OH! Let me answer that one. I'm from Arkansas, ya know. Pig races round these parts is when you choose a pig to back according to the colored ribbon around their neck, sit in that pig's corresponding colored hay bale section, and root them on as they race around the track to reach the feed on the other side. No money in it but it sure is fun to watch. We have a horse track, Oaklawn, in Hot Springs, that isn't half as fun.
And a corn maze is where you take your feller to 'get lost' for a little while. They have a huge one in Texas. Now, all this is from the teenage POV, but it's more fun than the adult pov of this one.
