I did ask to be unconscious but the doctor said in order to do that they'd have to boost the valium and that would stop my breathing. I said "OK, then let's stick with that first plan. I'm kind of partial to breathing" he replied "good choice"
Hilarious. Glad you are still with us and alive & kicking!
OK, Whatis is puzzled. I just saw a commercial for So You Think You Can Dance and one of the judges said to a dancer "you were sick on the dancefloor" and she seemed to like it! So, now you not only have to know how to dance but you also have to be able to chuck your cookies at the right time and place too! That's a lot of pressure for those young people. I mean, how do you judge what is a good "sick" and what is a bad "sick"? If it's too chuncky, is that bad? Or "Hey, that's a beer barf, no substance". It's no wonder I don't watch this show, it's way too complicated! Btw, who cleans up after someone is "sick" on the dancefloor? I'll bet it ain't the happy judges! Hmmm, time for a nap.
OK, aside from my puzzlement about the above, I checked out these websites Sol gave me. I just can't decide between the "Get Stoned Like Paul" cup or T-shirt and the "Palin 2012" version. God also seems to have a real hate-on for Obama so I should definately get a few of those items: "Obama Spends, Jesus Saves" or Jesus because Obama can't save you" or maybe "Obamanation"...tough choices here. Now here's a conversation maker mug for the workplace "For those who want to take God out of everything!!! Great news!! He won't be in HELL" Wow, there's a whole lunch hour of friendly conversation with co-workers. Now if you done enough by pissing off non-believers, here's one for the believer crowd which will really make your lunch hour rock "If you haven't been a target lately maybe Satan doesn't see you as an enemy" My all time favourite is this idiotic slogan "When environmentalists start saving babies I will start saving trees" Um, how about "I'll hold my breath until they stop killing babies", makes about as much sense! Lastly, there was a delightful mug with Jesus' hand impaled by a nail and blood oozing out "His pain, your gain" Whew, thanks a heap, Sol. I just don't know what to order first...oh yes I do, nothing!!!
Wii, I didn't mean to offend with that stuff and I just googled and posted the first site I found. If it was an offensive site, please disregard. I woud never intentionally link an offensive site to you.
I still love the "Jesus is my Homeboy" shirts the best
Hey, no offense taken! I just used it to be satirical...I think. I'll twist anything into humour, or try anyway I was bored, what can i say. In Canada, we tend to be much less...I can't even think of the word, than these sites. We aren't "in your face" with our beliefs kinds of people, heck, we even say sorry when someone else bumps into us! But I know you're not meaning anything offensive when you pass on such sites, sorry if I gave you the impression I thought you were!!! I deserve a great big colonoscopy for my behaviour...nah, forget THAT!
