I will survive...or do even better!

[ImprovedRomeo]

We must've been typing at the same time...

Really glad to hear everything went well! yay!

[whatisis]

Yah, but that woman was in my ass the whole time...or was that the morphine?!
hey guys, watch the edit button on the new and improved DB, if you take more than two seconds to change something you are doomed!

[soleil]

^ Thanks for the warning.

I'm praying to be unconscious, or as close as you can get, through the whole damn thing.

Hahaha!

Glad to hear it all worked out okay, Wii.

[kat727]

Good to see that it didn't affect your sense of humor!!

kat

[smith18]

I wished that I posted the following to you before you went in...

Things to say during a colonoscopy...

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do theHokeyPokey...."

9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

[whatisis]

^ Thanks for the warning.

I'm praying to be unconscious, or as close as you can get, through the whole damn thing.

Hahaha!

Glad to hear it all worked out okay, Wii.

I did ask to be unconscious but the doctor said in order to do that they'd have to boost the valium and that would stop my breathing. I said "OK, then let's stick with that first plan. I'm kind of partial to breathing" he replied "good choice"

[whatisis]

I wished that I posted the following to you before you went in...

Things to say during a colonoscopy...

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do theHokeyPokey...."

9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

Love it Kerry. And now I have the rest of the day off to add to these. After procedure homework!!!
14. Hey, are those my car keys?

[kat727]

Kerry could make a dead man laugh! Thanks for the smiles.

kat

[whatisis]

Kerry could make a dead man laugh! Thanks for the smiles.

kat

I'm not that dead man you are referring to...right? I can kick the morphine anytime...really!!!

[kat727]

You aren't dead are you??? Silly wii. When will the morphine wear off? Don't do anything crazy in the meantime.

kat