DanF, Thanks for the welcome. My posts seemed to have finally appeared after a long delay. I kept asking God for more patience, but He told me I'd have to wait for it.
I actually intended for this to be read by the moderator, since I couldn't find any other way of contacting them. The "Contact us" link seemed to point to requesting a DB coach which, while a terrific idea, is not what I was after.
AFAIK I haven't used any foul language (unless you count the joke about a priest, a rabbi, and a chicken ... )