For a while, I had this picture of drama queen appear on my phone. But like Mishka, I changed it before the kids could ever see it.
I do however have a cute funny sounding mad ditty ringtone. It always puts me in a humorous mood when she calls. And my coworker laughs every time he hears it. His comment the other day..."for someone that wanted to divorce you, she sure does call you a lot and since you have kids together it looks like the Ex Wives are forever song is true for you".