I had the full body massage in Thailand once. My wife (who was also getting a massage) asked me if I wanted a man or woman to do the massage. I had to pick the guy otherwise LK would have gotten a bit too excited. There is only so much bowling, fishing and football thoughts a guy can conjur up so as to stay "relaxed" during a massage.

We also did a foot massage together. My wife loved that stuff, but it was not something I feel comfortable doing. I have to bite my tongue to keep from laughing (ticklish).