Which mara are u training for, Coach? And which race is is ur May half goal, Pin?
This running and ass wiping talk reminds me of the first marathon I ran, they had people at the aid station holding popsicle sticks with this thick goo at the end. Being clueless, I thought they were handing out Gu (energy gel) on popsicle sticks, so I happily grabbed one and swallowed a huge wad of the stuff. Then I started spitting and hacking everywhere, almost vomiting (not breaking stride of course -- places to go), cause it was so hideous. Everyone was looking at me like, are you high??? I had just chowed down a huge hunk of vaseline (for chafing).
HAHAHA!
My town has a full and 1/2 marathon. Don't want to name the city, but Go Huskers!