My favorites are of the "I am doing you a favor" variety.
For example, "This is really best for everybody. You deserve to find true love.".
It's absolutely hysterical to think about how drop-dead serious somebody in an affair can be about "finding true love" until the wheels come off of their affair.
M-47,W-40,No kids D-filed 5/27/2010 Piecing - 10/21/2010 -=Soon to be banned=-