I remember when you were talking about this guy before. It was about the same time you had the meetup with the guy who made you vomit after kissing him. And there was another guy who wanted to show you a picture of his morning wood. And I remember that Dan had pictures of his pig dink on the camera. Maybe it is something in that Iowa water that causes men there to be so depraved. Just kidding...we have our share of perverts out here in the west - including the gay mayor of Portland who had sex with a 17 year old in the city hall restroom.
Small towns are nice, but they do have the disadvantage in that you have a higher likelyhood of running into someone you dont want to see.