Oh Lance, you dog, you know I will. Size 4 skin tight jeans. Yes, SIZE 4. Nylon tie dyed Rolling Stone T, Auburn hair cut to kill, and to top it off, my friend is going to lend me her Mazda RX7 to drive.

I keep thinking of Meg Ryan in the movie 'French Kiss'. That's how I want to be. Totally detached. Pray for me people.

ME: 54
Him: 51
M: 20 years T: 21 years
OW/New wife: 36
Sons & Daughters: 7 (ages 24-36)
Bomb: March 4, 2010
He Filed: April 28, 2010
I Contested: May 1, 2010
Standing Down: 11/24/10
Divorced : 05/04/2011