Another long term relationship bombed

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Sharing some witty moments from today.

W decided that today was a texting day. (she was bored)

W: How much do you want to spend on ____'s new baby? (baby shower coming up on Sunday)

Me: I did not know he is selling it already.

W: LMAO. Seriously. I'll chip in $100, you?

Me: Double that bet.

W: Shower is on Sunday at noon.

(No question, no reply.

Hour later.

W: Look up Youtube for _____ video.

I did - it was really funny stuff with dogs.

Me: Ours are funnier. You should have seen them the night I made them act out King Lear.

W: LOL, I missed it didn't I?

Me: Yup.

Hours later.

W: I am still at mom's. Finished painting her living room.

Me: Sorry to hear that. Are you watching it dry? I am having a drink with two gorgeous blonds. (I was not lying)

W: $hit, can you go home for the dogs?

Me: That's not the name I gave the blonds.

W: You are really funny today.

Me: I am funny every day. You just have missed out on the opportunity to see it.

W: LOL

$hit, she just walked in. Gotta go.