Grit, Grit, Grit, cowboy how do you get yourself into these sitches?

OK, it might be alright if your XW calls up your current wife and the conversation goes something like this:

Hello,
This is the X Mrs. Gritter. I see you're making the same 'outta your mind' mistake I did. Well, I have to tell you I've been waiting ten years for this. Now that you're out of the picture, I'm going to see if I could possibly have another chance with him and rectify the biggest mistake of my life...

I'm JK, but it would be interesting in a beotch on wheels kinda way...