Things you will never read as happening here

[soleil]

Here goes:

I asked my wife if she was cheating, and she said "Why yes! I'm so glad you asked me, the guilt was unbearable."

And then she invited me to go to Retrovaille, and we lived happily ever after.

p.s. is there an abbreviation for "happily ever after? If not, I hereby pronounce HEA the official DB abbreviation.

I love it!

HEA it is!