Sometimes I wonder how my life got to be so fantastical.
Friday night. I am out for a beer with my buddy consoling him as he is fighting with his girlfriend.
He is asking me how the hell I got to be so wise...I can't tell him about all my friends here!
I have known this guy for 15 years and he knows exW. He asks me if I ever see exW etc. Did she ever remarry?
I say no. Don't really talk to her or see her.
OK so here is where I say to you all
I sh!t you not (nickel Brooklyn), this is what happens:
My exW calls. I have not heard from her in several months when she found out I moved back to town. And before that it had been at least a year.
We don't talk really. What's the purpose?
I don't answer it goes to voicemail:
ExW: "Hey it's exW, hope you are well. {Business partner}is retiring and was cleaning out his office and found a picture of your mom, my mom and he and put it on my desk. Not sure when it was taken. I thought of you. Anyway I have beeen out of town, was in Australia, which was amazing. I am watching the kids {sister's kids} this weekend because {Sis and Hubby} are going to Gator game. So I'll be around. Anyway I hope you are well. Call me."
About an hour later I phone my parents to let them know I am not coming directly back to their house and I must have accidently hit W's number on speed dial.
So W starts calling me. I dump it to voice mail. She texts. "I missed your call. are u allright. Call me." Calls three more times leaves message "I missed your call. I can't reach you please call me. I am home."
I text W back "I'm OK. I called you by mistake sorry."
What did I put in my Wheaties Friday morning?
Not sure how to respond to exW yet. If at all. My sense is just to respond as I would a friend and just ackowledge it will some well wishes.
Clearly she(exW) is having some moments of clarity ten years post being the wifus infedilus...
As far as W...it just more of the inching back and forth in and out of the tunnel.
She texted me over the weekend about the football game. Made a point to tell me she was watching at home. (So not with OM???)
I don't know and it don't matter.
This is my life. I sh!t you not.
Thanks for listening...
My goal is to some day be the person my dog thinks I am
