Sorry to hear about your "s" infatuation. I always be a try'n to a git it right with the ah-pos-tra-fee. However, is thar ev'r a time be'n whar it be a pro pee ought to use "aint" or "reckon" in a sentence?

I am not dating anyone besides my tape measure, circular saw and hammer right now. I'm busy on one of those projects at home - framing and putting siding on the lower floor of the playhouse so as to make another storage area.

Give me a hint to her match.com user name and maybe I will look the irish lass up with no paper trail leading back to you. But I will first have to battle it out with the Virtual Handsome Wildcat fan.