RULE #4: If it was your first divorce, you must immediately jump into a relationship with an unstable and unpredictable, yet sexy mate. Excess baggage is a serious must. In fact, that excess baggage is the only way you can possibly get the sexy mate requirement fulfilled because no sane hot person without baggage is going to have anything to do with you. Get used to it.

Haha. Hilarious. Not there yet but I can't wait to have a completely casual, NSA dating deal. It will be fun to just experiment. LOL.