Holy [censored]! I did not fall on the floor, but I am actually in tears of laughter sitting on my couch.
Good one there Mr Dry Heat!
An additional reason it is so funny is that my daughter went into melt down today at the Polish festival here in Portland because, it was in her words, "Too Hot". She wore tight long jeans and could not roll them up. And the actual high in Portland today was 80. But it was a "moist heat".
