Alright, it's Friday night. Who wants to bet on the hour that John posts some drama; not saying John will bring it upon himself, but this has to be the most dramatic sitch the board has seen in years? I've only been here since July, lurking a bit before that, but I'm captivated.
John,
Lock the door. Turn off your cell. Unplug your landline. Get out some holy water and garlic. A crucifix might help as well. A wooden stake and a mallet, perhaps some silver bullets.