I don't know who Paula Deen is, so forgive me but I'm familiar with Martha and Rachel, if any of these 3 make a good cake, send it over to BTM, he's ready to eat some ;-)
The logic is this, BTM has been eating crumbs and tries to be happy with that but honestly he isn't (who would be crumbs suck), I'm hoping he go through the experience of trying to eat an entire cake, hopefully he'll find out after both experiences that all he really ever wanted was a decent piece: not too much, not too little, but enough to satisfy him without feeling shortchanged.