...I'm going to tweak my advice above, just a little, maybe you need a LOT of cake eating added to your diet.
Just for fun.25 minutes left in the week. what else can go wrong, betty crocker?
MARTHA STEWART + RACHEL RAY + PAULA DEEN = WAR! Thursday September 23, 2010
DOMESTIC divas Martha Stewart , Rachel Ray and Paula Deen are embroiled in a bitter feud, it has been claimed.
Martha, Rachel and Paula According to American tabloid the National Enquirer, the trio are fighting for TV ratings, sales of their magazines and cookbooks, as well as buyers for their vast array of products.
“Martha, Rachael and Paula are in a crowded market, and they’re competing for each other’s audience,” a source said.
“Each one of them wants desperately to be number one, and they’re in a dogfight that’s gotten down and dirty!
“While Martha was gracious to Rachael, she craftily proceeded to make mincemeat out of her by exploiting her weaknesses, especially getting Rachael to admit that she can’t bake.
“Martha delivered a near-steady barrage of subtle digs at Rachael, who looked really uncomfortable.
“When there were published reports that Rachael may have made racist comments about Oprah when she had too much to drink one night, Martha laughed, ‘Rachael is a drunk’.
“The nasty gossip Martha spreads has gotten back to Rachael – and Rachael dishes about Martha in return. It’s a vicious cycle between them,” said a source close to Rachael.
“Rachael has even cracked, ‘I’d love to slap Martha!
“Rachel thinks Paula s a ‘hillbilly’ who cooks with unhealthy ingredients and serves up fried, fatty foods.
“Martha can’t stand what Paula makes. She says it’s just fat-laden comfort food with no aspiration toward art in the kitchen.
“She says Paula is going to turn America into a nation of obese housewives! Martha has even laughed that Paula is a hillbilly.
“Paula harbors no personal resentment against Rachael or Martha, but she’s a competitor, and her popularity is growing.
“She definitely wants to be number one, and if that happens, it’ll crush Martha and Rachael in the process.”
