If you really want drama with the missus, go out before she's coming over, find a broad at a bar, and tell her that you'll give her $50 if she sits on your couch when your wife comes home. Explain your sitch and that you just want to yank your wife's chain.
Aaaaa....mmmmm.....hummm....aaa...no. That's called "Murder She Wrote". But I like this one best....
All I know is that John better not come back on here in the morning and tell us he "knows he shouldn't have, but"....or I am going to whip his rear!
It is not about what you feel should work in your M. It is about doing the work that gets the right results. Do what works!