find a broad at a bar, and tell her that you'll give her $50 if she sits on your couch when your wife comes home. Explain your sitch and that you just want to yank your wife's chain.
Good luck with that. Better find a "dumb broad".
The thing about car wrecks. Most people look, but almost nobody wants to actually participate
M-47,W-40,No kids D-filed 5/27/2010 Piecing - 10/21/2010 -=Soon to be banned=-