John, don't take this the wrong way. We all hope for the best with you. But like with a car wreck, we can't help but look.
If you really want drama with the missus, go out before she's coming over, find a broad at a bar, and tell her that you'll give her $50 if she sits on your couch when your wife comes home. Explain your sitch and that you just want to yank your wife's chain.
Her seeing you with someone else would definitely change the sitch.
Now she might go postal on you, but you've seen that movie before...
