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You guys, kill me!! I think its safe to say, we can predict the posts before they are typed now. BTW John the Whey protein at wall world is garbage.....

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Originally Posted By: TimeHeals
On a totally different topic, I am thinking of making this large Tao symbol with Tigger on one half and Eeyore on the other. I think that would be cool.

I'd try to sell it as a reproduction when done, but Disney would sue me into poverty.


That would make you a villy-un. laugh


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TH,

I see a 70's Show round table here. Instead of Eeyore how about Piglet?

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John, don't take this the wrong way. We all hope for the best with you. But like with a car wreck, we can't help but look.

If you really want drama with the missus, go out before she's coming over, find a broad at a bar, and tell her that you'll give her $50 if she sits on your couch when your wife comes home. Explain your sitch and that you just want to yank your wife's chain.

Her seeing you with someone else would definitely change the sitch.

Now she might go postal on you, but you've seen that movie before...

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pookie,

I thought you would bring the SW theme. Instead of Luke and Darth we could have John and his W...."SHHHH John why SHHHHH don't you SHHHHlove me....SHHHH John?"

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find a broad at a bar, and tell her that you'll give her $50 if she sits on your couch when your wife comes home. Explain your sitch and that you just want to yank your wife's chain.


Good luck with that. Better find a "dumb broad".

The thing about car wrecks. Most people look, but almost nobody wants to actually participate smile


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I see a 70's Show round table here
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Haven't smoked that stuff in years cool I'm in my mid 40s (nuff said).


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Instead of Eeyore how about Piglet?


Eeyore: Go ahead and pick Piglet, it's probably for the best. I don't want to be a burden.

Piglet: I-i-i dunno. I'm not so sure I want to be on a large Tao symbol. It s-s-s-sounds scarry!

Eeyore: Sounds like a waste of time to me. Why bother?

Tigger: Tiggers like being on Tao symbols. It's what tiggers do best!


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If you really want drama with the missus, go out before she's coming over, find a broad at a bar, and tell her that you'll give her $50 if she sits on your couch when your wife comes home. Explain your sitch and that you just want to yank your wife's chain.


Aaaaa....mmmmm.....hummm....aaa...no. That's called "Murder She Wrote". But I like this one best.... grin

All I know is that John better not come back on here in the morning and tell us he "knows he shouldn't have, but"....or I am going to whip his rear!


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Here's what'll really happen. John will go work out at the gym, stop to get his protein powder, and be all pumped up with testosterone from his workout. W will be waiting on his front porch, with tears filling her eyes. John will say, "I've got to work early, I'm going to bed." She'll cry, "Don't you love me anymore?" and John will go into a long discourse about yes he loves her, worships the ground she walks on, would massage her feet (oops, thats Bustorama) if she asked, but he can't anymore, he's done.

Then they'll make passionate love, fall asleep on the front lawn, and in the morning she'll have him arrested for sexual assault.

From his cell in the county lockup, he'll post to the forum: "I could feel the love between us as the deputy handcuffed me!"

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Have you read The Tao of Pooh?

From the back cover:

While Eeyore frets...
and Piglet hesitates...
and Rabbit calculates...
and Owl pontificates...
Pooh just is.

The follow-up book, The Te of Piglet, is good as well. It talks about the Wisdom of the Small.

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