John standing on a dark stage with on spotlight on him. He is wearing his best wife beater tank and cuffed blue jeans. (Intense music) (spotlight) wife walks on stage and dances seductively around him, her left index finger twirling curls in his hair. John lefts his head because he loves this dance. His wife leans over and whispers ILY ...John ears perk up and he begins to pursue her.
Wife begins to walk away and transitions into a run crying "stop pursuing me". John runs after her until he realizes that he should not pursue and stops! John walks back to the center of the stage. The wife stops her running and begins to dance seductively back over to John twirling curls in his hair. Repeat scene infinite number of times until the spotlight bulb burns out.
