John, listen, if I were your wife in the same situation I'd be doing the same thing to you. Want to know why? Because your wife is a tease. She's pulling your strings and putting you exactly where she wants to, and at first that was great. But now she's bored. You have to offer up a challenge, HAVE to. Go out tonite, I don't care if you walk two blocks over from your house and sit on the curb, DO NOT be at that house and DO NOT talk to your wife. Your wife comes running when you offer up a challenge, but then she realizes and calls your bluff, and remembers how boring you are. You need to stop letting her call your bluff.
Me: 24 H: 26 2 SS: 7 & 5; D: 3 H filed D papers: 8/2/10 OW discovered: 08/10 D papers counter-filed: 10/2/10 There is no method to my madness
John standing on a dark stage with on spotlight on him. He is wearing his best wife beater tank and cuffed blue jeans. (Intense music) (spotlight) wife walks on stage and dances seductively around him, her left index finger twirling curls in his hair. John lefts his head because he loves this dance. His wife leans over and whispers ILY ...John ears perk up and he begins to pursue her.
Wife begins to walk away and transitions into a run crying "stop pursuing me". John runs after her until he realizes that he should not pursue and stops! John walks back to the center of the stage. The wife stops her running and begins to dance seductively back over to John twirling curls in his hair. Repeat scene infinite number of times until the spotlight bulb burns out.
I'm not trying to be mean to John, but the other advice so far hasn't worked.
I thought I'd be Jacob Marley and rattle the chains for a while to try to show him his future. It doesn't have to turn out like this, but it will if something doesn't change.
thought I'd be Jacob Marley and rattle the chains for a while to try to show him his future. It doesn't have to turn out like this, but it will if something doesn't change.
Good luck with that. I hung out here through the post-retrouvaille fiasco melodrama, but then... I realized it's like watching Scooby Doo: most of the episodes have the same plot.
And I would have got away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!
Last edited by TimeHeals; 09/21/1011:49 PM.
M-47,W-40,No kids D-filed 5/27/2010 Piecing - 10/21/2010 -=Soon to be banned=-
I wasn't planning on posting here, but I never like to pass up an opportunity to stretch my creative writing legs and make some easy money "predicting the future". I hope I'm wrong, but I think my entry was a sure thing.
In the interest of mixing things up a bit, if this doesn't work, I think the next time I give advice to John, it will be in the form of a Goofus and Galant story...
On a totally different topic, I am thinking of making this large Tao symbol with Tigger on one half and Eeyore on the other. I think that would be cool.
I'd try to sell it as a reproduction when done, but Disney would sue me into poverty.
M-47,W-40,No kids D-filed 5/27/2010 Piecing - 10/21/2010 -=Soon to be banned=-
